Sponge Bob Who?

We were in WalMart yesterday when Elizabeth saw something w/ SpongeBob on it. So she starts saying Sponge Bob Square Pants. Although, I hear it, and there's something not right about it. So I listen and watch her mouth as she says it. She's saying Sponge Bob Squirt Pants! I immediately realized I have to tell her it's square pants. I can't let her friends hear her say squirt pants! So I told her "It's Sponge Bob Square Pants! You know, because his pants are in the shape of a square?! (and I drew a little air square to show her). And then I said "But - YOUR version of Squirt Pants is so much funnier! We both laughed so hard. The people near us began looking at us as I wipe tears from my eyes, I was laughing so much. Sponge Bob Squirt Pants.