Elizabeth's Uncanny Knack for all that is X-rated!

My daughter has always had an uncanny knack for coming up with x-rated words for things. (Everyone should remember the Q R S T U V, Animal Sex, Y and Z, right? ) Or when she was hungry she'd say "Mommy, I'm horny!" Or like today when I asked Charles what time it was, and Elizabeth shouted out "Mommy, it's 69! It's 69!" Charles looked at me and just said "Why? Why does she always do that?"

So - we have these little eye hooks on the doors to the bedrooms. They're at doorknob height. They're set to where the the door can be open, but closed enough to keep the cats out. Or in the case of our room, the door can stay closed over, but open enough to let the cats in. Anyway - Elizabeth was trying to explain to Caroline how to hook the door to their bedroom this morning when I hear her yelling "The slut! The slut! Put the hooker in the slut!"

I think she meant put the hook in the slot.